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Hi!! I'm Jelliben916! My favorite color is purple! I am... well I am weird... Oh well! Ummm... I am in seventh grade. I have a little brother and a mom and a dad... I have awesome friends. I am currently single (if it matters)... I love to write stories. I am currently at the beginning and I have six pages. I love God and I am proud of it! That's about it... Oh yeah... I have a chihuahua named Ramone and a fish and two horses (Chea and Flicka)... Oh! And I am FoGiven Fo Sho... E-mail me if you wanna know what that means... Ummmm..... I can't think of anything else so....
If you hate me, why are you reading this?
[color=red]You know you are in the 21st century when
1.you go to a party,sit down, and do anything
2.you have never played solitare with real cards
3.the reason for not staying in touch with friends it's because they don't have IM
4.you would rather search the whole house all day for the remote control rather than pressing the button on the T.V.
6. your evening activity is to sit at the computer
7.while reading this you are nodding and smiling
8.you think of how stupid you were not to notice number 5
9.you actually strolled back up to see if there was a number 5
10.you are laughing at your stupidity
11.if you fell for this put it in your profile and see how many people belong in this year[/color]
[color=curious]EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?[/color]
[color=tears]Ok... this is so sad it almost made me cry... *cry*
My name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else Im locked up
All day long.
When Im awake Im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlies bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
Hes already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"Im sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me to the soul,
And if you read this
and dont pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because u r effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
PUT THIS ON YOUR PRO!!!!![/color]
[color=magenta]1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of people(Boys) (not in your family).
NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game.....
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...put this on ur pro within the next hour, and your wish will come true!! But if you don't... it will be the complete oppisite!!
I did it... My answers were... well... weird....[/color]
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[color=teal]Put this into ur profile if u have ever pushed a door that said pull
That would be me! :-B[/color]
If you call one person weird, everyone must be weird. God made everyone different and we should be proud of that.
[color=mocha]I fell for this one...
Say the word COW before each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - img src='images/censuur3.png' border='0' alt='Filter: Language'
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now say the word COW After each word
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - img src='images/censuur3.png' border='0' alt='Filter: Language'
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now say the word COW before AND after each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - img src='images/censuur3.png' border='0' alt='Filter: Language'
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- img src='images/censuur3.png' border='0' alt='Filter: Language'
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10-look[/color]
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* . *.*. * . ** . *.*OPEN
** . *.*. * . * . * THE WINDOWS
* .. * . * ..* * . *.*. * OF HEAVEN...
..*) .*) * . *.*LOOKED AT ME
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"So What"
Na na na na na na na na na na na na [x2]
I guess I just lost my husband,
I don't know where he went,
So I'm gonna drink my money,
I'm not gonna pay his rent,
I gotta a brand new attitude and
I'm gonna wear it tonight,
I wanna get in trouble,
I wanna start a fight,
na na na na na na na I wanna start a fight,
na na na na na na na I wanna start a fight.
[Chorus:]
So, so what
I'm still a rock star,
I got my rock moves,
And I don't need you,
And guess what,
I'm having more fun,
And now that were done,
I'm gonna show you tonight,
I'm alright,
I'm just fine,
And your a tool,
So, so what,
I am a rock star,
I got my rock moves,
And I don't want you tonight.
The waiter just took my table,
And gave it to Jessica Simps,
I guess I'll go sit with drum boy,
At least he'll know how to hit,
What if this songs on the radio,
then somebody's gonna die,
I'm gonna get in trouble,
My ex will start a fight,
na na na na na na na he's gonna start a fight,
na na na na na na na were all gonna get in a fight,
[Chorus]
You weren't there,
You never were,
You want it all,
But that's not fair,
I gave you life,
I gave my all,
You weren't there,
You let me fall.
[Chorus]
No, no, no, no
I don't want you tonight,
You weren't there,
I'm gonna show you tonight,
I'm alright,
I'm just fine,
And your a tool,
So, so what,
I am a rock star,
I got my rock moves,
And I don't want you tonight!
Josh Wilson
3 Minute Song lyrics
Send "3 Minute Song" Ringtone to Cell Phone
I tried to write a song, and keep it 3 minutes long
Get in, get out, nobody gets hurt
And I tried a thousand times to fit God between the lines
But I'm finding out that doesn't really work
[Chorus:]
I just don't have the words to say, cause words only get in my way
I must apologize, I have the hardest time
Finding something to define a God that I canýt define
And even if I could, it would take way too long
If all I've got's a 3 minute song
I've got a hundred metaphors, and if I had a million more
I could never ever seem to sum this up
Besides, how can some melody communicate eternity?
Itýs like trying to fit the ocean in a cup
[Chorus:]
I just don't have the words to say, cause words only get in my way
I must apologize, I have the hardest time
Finding something to define a God that I canýt define
And even if I could, it would take way too long
If all I've got's a 3 minute song
I'll never find the words to say cause words only get in the way
I would like to dumb this down to 3 chords, or maybe 4
But I've tried and I can't and I won't cause there will always be more
So I apologize, I can't seem to get it right
[Chorus:]
I just don't have the words to say, cause words only get in my way
I must apologize, I have the hardest time
Finding something to define a God that I canýt define
And even if I could, it would take way too long
If all I've got's a 3 minute song[/color]
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down im scaredGuy: No this is fun Girl: No its not please its to scary Guy: then tell me you love meGirl: I love you slow down Guy: Now give me a big hugShe gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile
*sniff*I love my family... Im not saying that they don't get on my nerves, but I do love 'em. I have a little bro named Logan, a mom and a dad. I also have a ton of cousins (8 and gonna be 9 in December) and a ton of second cousins and third cousins and all of that... so yeah...
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[color=blonde]I'm a blonde too so you know... these drive me crazy but I think they are funny...
There were 3 girls...
One blonde, one brunette, and one redhead.
They were runnin' from the cops, when they saw 3 boxes. The blonde goes into the potato box. The brunette goes into the cat box. And the redhead goes into the dog box.
So the cops see the boxes and decide to investigate.
The cop pokes the dog box and the brunette goes, "WOOF WOOF". The cop says, "Oh, its only a dog!"
The cop pokes the cat box. The redhead goes " MEOW MEOW!" The cop says, "Oh, its just a cat.
The cop pokes the potato box and the blonde goes, "PO-TAT-OOOO!!!"
They go to jail![/color]
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[color=fake]Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, calling me DUMB won't make you SMART, calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL, calling me POOR won't make you RICH, so why bother
COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU THINK BOYS SHOULD LIKE US FOR WHO WE ARE INSTEAD OF HOW WE LOOK.(but im not ugly)[/color]
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[color=strawberry] Joan Jett - I Love Rock N Roll Song Lyrics
I saw him dancin' there by the record machine
I knew he must a been about seventeen
The beat was goin' strong
Playin' my favorite song
An' I could tell it wouldn't be long
Till he was with me, yeah me, singin'
I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come an' take your time an' dance with me
He smiled so I got up and' asked for his name
That don't matter, he said,
'Cause it's all the same
Said can I take you home where we can be alone
An' next we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah me
Next we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah me, singin'
I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come an' take your time an' dance with me
Said can I take you home where we can be alone
An we'll be movin' on
An' singin' that same old song
Yeah with me, singin'
I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come an' take your time an' dance with me[/color]
[color=blue]My friends are a tad bit insane... They are:
Liz
Keiffer
Ri
Shelbiegh
Shelby
Crissy
Adriana
Alexandra
Kianna
Cassie
Lexie
Kaitlin
and a whole bunch of other people... not neccisarily in that order but yeah....
I love making new friends so add me! Please![/color]
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[color=aqua]If u love me like a friend would........send me a message
if U like me....... flirt with me a little!
If U wanna date me....... your awsome, email me!
If U wanna marry me....you'r wierd
If U think i'm cute......post a coment!
If U wanna make out with me......back away slowly
If U care about me .......send a caring message
If U hate me .......why are you reading this?[/color]
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[color=faith]I believe in angels,
The kind that heaven sends.
I'm surrounded by angels,
But I call them my friends.[/color]
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[color=bored]In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I
have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special?).
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would
be how???....).
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's
"just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this
because???....)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you
to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this
one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity
and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)[/color]
If you hate me, why are you reading this?
[color=red]You know you are in the 21st century when
1.you go to a party,sit down, and do anything
2.you have never played solitare with real cards
3.the reason for not staying in touch with friends it's because they don't have IM
4.you would rather search the whole house all day for the remote control rather than pressing the button on the T.V.
6. your evening activity is to sit at the computer
7.while reading this you are nodding and smiling
8.you think of how stupid you were not to notice number 5
9.you actually strolled back up to see if there was a number 5
10.you are laughing at your stupidity
11.if you fell for this put it in your profile and see how many people belong in this year[/color]
[color=curious]EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?[/color]
[color=tears]Ok... this is so sad it almost made me cry... *cry*
My name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else Im locked up
All day long.
When Im awake Im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlies bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
Hes already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"Im sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me to the soul,
And if you read this
and dont pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because u r effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
PUT THIS ON YOUR PRO!!!!![/color]
[color=magenta]1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of people(Boys) (not in your family).
NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game.....
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...put this on ur pro within the next hour, and your wish will come true!! But if you don't... it will be the complete oppisite!!
I did it... My answers were... well... weird....[/color]
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[color=teal]Put this into ur profile if u have ever pushed a door that said pull
That would be me! :-B[/color]
If you call one person weird, everyone must be weird. God made everyone different and we should be proud of that.
[color=mocha]I fell for this one...
Say the word COW before each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
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5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now say the word COW After each word
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - img src='images/censuur3.png' border='0' alt='Filter: Language'
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now say the word COW before AND after each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - img src='images/censuur3.png' border='0' alt='Filter: Language'
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- img src='images/censuur3.png' border='0' alt='Filter: Language'
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10-look[/color]
[color=maroon]GOD
* . *.*. * . ** . *.*OPEN
** . *.*. * . * . * THE WINDOWS
* .. * . * ..* * . *.*. * OF HEAVEN...
..*) .*) * . *.*LOOKED AT ME
(. (... *.*.*.** . *.*. *AND ASK,
...*(...) .*.*.*.*.* * . *.*. *WHAT IS YOUR
. * ....(...) * . * . * . * ...*DREAM
. * .*.. *....* (...) * . *FOR
* .. *..(...). *....* . *TODAY?
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* . * . * . . * . *.*. * . * . *ANSWERED:
___00000___00000 *.*. * . * .. *GOD,
__0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE
__0000 OOOO 00000. * . * . *CARE
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______0000000 * . *. * . * . * .. * . *.*THAT
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_________0* . * .. ** .. * . *.*READING
* . * .. ** .. * . * . * . * . *.*THIS
.. * . (.. *** /) * . *.*.*MESSAGE,
.* . * ( ..(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE
.* . * (_ /|.. _) . *. * THIS PERSON IS
.* . * . /___.. * . . * . *SO
*. * . * . * . . * *SPECIAL[/color]
"So What"
Na na na na na na na na na na na na [x2]
I guess I just lost my husband,
I don't know where he went,
So I'm gonna drink my money,
I'm not gonna pay his rent,
I gotta a brand new attitude and
I'm gonna wear it tonight,
I wanna get in trouble,
I wanna start a fight,
na na na na na na na I wanna start a fight,
na na na na na na na I wanna start a fight.
[Chorus:]
So, so what
I'm still a rock star,
I got my rock moves,
And I don't need you,
And guess what,
I'm having more fun,
And now that were done,
I'm gonna show you tonight,
I'm alright,
I'm just fine,
And your a tool,
So, so what,
I am a rock star,
I got my rock moves,
And I don't want you tonight.
The waiter just took my table,
And gave it to Jessica Simps,
I guess I'll go sit with drum boy,
At least he'll know how to hit,
What if this songs on the radio,
then somebody's gonna die,
I'm gonna get in trouble,
My ex will start a fight,
na na na na na na na he's gonna start a fight,
na na na na na na na were all gonna get in a fight,
[Chorus]
You weren't there,
You never were,
You want it all,
But that's not fair,
I gave you life,
I gave my all,
You weren't there,
You let me fall.
[Chorus]
No, no, no, no
I don't want you tonight,
You weren't there,
I'm gonna show you tonight,
I'm alright,
I'm just fine,
And your a tool,
So, so what,
I am a rock star,
I got my rock moves,
And I don't want you tonight!
Josh Wilson
3 Minute Song lyrics
Send "3 Minute Song" Ringtone to Cell Phone
I tried to write a song, and keep it 3 minutes long
Get in, get out, nobody gets hurt
And I tried a thousand times to fit God between the lines
But I'm finding out that doesn't really work
[Chorus:]
I just don't have the words to say, cause words only get in my way
I must apologize, I have the hardest time
Finding something to define a God that I canýt define
And even if I could, it would take way too long
If all I've got's a 3 minute song
I've got a hundred metaphors, and if I had a million more
I could never ever seem to sum this up
Besides, how can some melody communicate eternity?
Itýs like trying to fit the ocean in a cup
[Chorus:]
I just don't have the words to say, cause words only get in my way
I must apologize, I have the hardest time
Finding something to define a God that I canýt define
And even if I could, it would take way too long
If all I've got's a 3 minute song
I'll never find the words to say cause words only get in the way
I would like to dumb this down to 3 chords, or maybe 4
But I've tried and I can't and I won't cause there will always be more
So I apologize, I can't seem to get it right
[Chorus:]
I just don't have the words to say, cause words only get in my way
I must apologize, I have the hardest time
Finding something to define a God that I canýt define
And even if I could, it would take way too long
If all I've got's a 3 minute song[/color]
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down im scaredGuy: No this is fun Girl: No its not please its to scary Guy: then tell me you love meGirl: I love you slow down Guy: Now give me a big hugShe gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile
*sniff*I love my family... Im not saying that they don't get on my nerves, but I do love 'em. I have a little bro named Logan, a mom and a dad. I also have a ton of cousins (8 and gonna be 9 in December) and a ton of second cousins and third cousins and all of that... so yeah...
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[color=pink]:-P
:-)
:-O
:-B
:-*[/color]
[color=blonde]I'm a blonde too so you know... these drive me crazy but I think they are funny...
There were 3 girls...
One blonde, one brunette, and one redhead.
They were runnin' from the cops, when they saw 3 boxes. The blonde goes into the potato box. The brunette goes into the cat box. And the redhead goes into the dog box.
So the cops see the boxes and decide to investigate.
The cop pokes the dog box and the brunette goes, "WOOF WOOF". The cop says, "Oh, its only a dog!"
The cop pokes the cat box. The redhead goes " MEOW MEOW!" The cop says, "Oh, its just a cat.
The cop pokes the potato box and the blonde goes, "PO-TAT-OOOO!!!"
They go to jail![/color]
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[color=fake]Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, calling me DUMB won't make you SMART, calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL, calling me POOR won't make you RICH, so why bother
COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU THINK BOYS SHOULD LIKE US FOR WHO WE ARE INSTEAD OF HOW WE LOOK.(but im not ugly)[/color]
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[color=strawberry] Joan Jett - I Love Rock N Roll Song Lyrics
I saw him dancin' there by the record machine
I knew he must a been about seventeen
The beat was goin' strong
Playin' my favorite song
An' I could tell it wouldn't be long
Till he was with me, yeah me, singin'
I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come an' take your time an' dance with me
He smiled so I got up and' asked for his name
That don't matter, he said,
'Cause it's all the same
Said can I take you home where we can be alone
An' next we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah me
Next we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah me, singin'
I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come an' take your time an' dance with me
Said can I take you home where we can be alone
An we'll be movin' on
An' singin' that same old song
Yeah with me, singin'
I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come an' take your time an' dance with me[/color]
[color=blue]My friends are a tad bit insane... They are:
Liz
Keiffer
Ri
Shelbiegh
Shelby
Crissy
Adriana
Alexandra
Kianna
Cassie
Lexie
Kaitlin
and a whole bunch of other people... not neccisarily in that order but yeah....
I love making new friends so add me! Please![/color]
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[color=aqua]If u love me like a friend would........send me a message
if U like me....... flirt with me a little!
If U wanna date me....... your awsome, email me!
If U wanna marry me....you'r wierd
If U think i'm cute......post a coment!
If U wanna make out with me......back away slowly
If U care about me .......send a caring message
If U hate me .......why are you reading this?[/color]
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[color=faith]I believe in angels,
The kind that heaven sends.
I'm surrounded by angels,
But I call them my friends.[/color]
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[color=bored]In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I
have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special?).
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would
be how???....).
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's
"just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this
because???....)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you
to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this
one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity
and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)[/color]
