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These are my absolute favorite soccer players ever! Wayne Rooney is the BEST though!!



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(my name is spelled kinda different but it sounds like is i were spelling it like Kylie)





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[color=orange]Hair Color: Strawberry-blonde. it gets darker or lighter depending on wat season it is
Eye Color: Dark brown
Tannness: id say pretty tan and ive got even more tan since its summer
Height: I think im about 5'5"
Nails: Well i dont paint my nails alot because i bite them
Bad Habbits: biting my fingernails
Favorite Pop: Mtn Dew
Favorite Sport: Soccer! this year my team gets 2 play in Scottland! i live in the US so its a big deal
Have You Ever Ran Away?: no
Skipped School?: um kinda maybe once or twice like pretended i was sick of something but u no everybody has done that b4
Broken Someone's Heart?: lol yup
Been In Love?: Ya! i am right now.
Cried When Someone Died?: kinda but only wen they r really close
Wanted Someone You Knew You Couldn't Have: maybe...
Done Something Embarrassing: Ya! all the time lol
Done a Drug?: NO WAY! and i DONT plan to
Cried In School?: Ya probably wen i was little
Which Is Better- Coke or Pepsi: um coke
Sprite or 7UP: Sprite
Girls or Guys: Well I "like like" guys but I am a girl so idk
Blondes or Brunettes:Blondes because i kinda am 1
Tall or Short: tall becuse im taller than most ppl my age
Pants or Shorts: um it depends on the weather
Night or Day: Day
The Last Time You Showered: TODAY! its gross if u dont shower every day and if i dont i feel gross 2
Stepped Outside: um a couple hours ago
Your Good Luck Charm: well i have this charm bracelet
Person You Hate Most: well lots of ppl who just annoy me and r just plain weird lol idk
Best Thing That Has Happened: Me being born! DUH!
On Your Desk: LOTS and LOTS of crap! lol
Picture On Your Desktop: of me and lots others
Color: yellow
Ice Cream: either mint or neapolitan
Season: Spring wen its not 2 hot or not 2 cold
Breakfast Food: Poptarts or waffles
Who Makes You Laugh The Most: My Friends
Makes You Smile: same as above
Can Make You Feel Better No Matter What: Still the same
Has A Crush On You: Um idk
Ever Wish You Were Someone Else: maybe sometimes
Been Rejected: ya (but i dont care)
Who's The Last Person You Text Messaged: Nicki
You Yelled At: My sister! shes so annoying
Who Text Messaged You: Baylee
Do You Color Your Hair: no
Have Tattoos: NO! no no no! lol
Have Piercings: Just my ears
Own a Webcam: yup
Habla Espanol: wat does this ? mean
Have You Stolen Anything: no my dad is a cop so y would i and i wouldnt even if my dad wasnt
Name: Kylea (it sounds like kylie just spelled different)
Nickname: idk i dont really have 1 but i guess ky idk
Birthday: march 16th
Age: 12
Gender: girl
Hair Color: Strawberry-blonde
Eye Color: Dark brown
Height: bout 5'5"
Piercings: ya my ears
Tattoos: no
Scars: ya nothing that big though
Social Group: id say a little of every group
Lefty Or Righty: righty
Hobbys: sports thats pretty much it
*Favorites*
Color: yellow
Number: i have different #s 4 different sports. 4 soccer its 18 and 4 bball its 45 and 30(regular school ball and tournament team)
Animal: giraffes
Place: Florida
Sport To Watch: football or basketball
Sport To Play: soccer
Food: corn!! but thats pretty much all we grow where i live, that and soybeans- i live in Iowa)
Desert: ice cream
Drink: mtn dew
Television Show: NCIS
Movie: Paul Blart: Twightlight sega: New Moon
Weather: hot and a nice breeze
Ice Cream Flavor: Mint
Quote: you miss 100% of the shots you dont take.
*This Or That*
Lover - Fighter: lover
Friends - Family: both
Love - Money: love
Hugs - Kisses: hugs
Metal - Rap: rap
Fruits - Vegetables: fruits
Romantic Movies - Action Movies: action
Kick Back - Party Hard : party hard
McDonald's - Wendy's: i have to choose so... Wendys
Lights Off - Lights On: on
Night - Day: day
Black - White: white
Silver - Gold: gold
Talking - Listening: talking
Single - Taken: taken
Sour - Sweet: i like both
Cars - Trucks: well im going to be driving a truck so i guess trucks
Messy - Clean: well im kinda both
To Spank - Be Spanked: idk this ? is weird
Cold - Hot: hot
Guns - Knives: guns
*Do You Listen To*
Rap: ya
Rock : kinda
Metal: no
Blues : no way!
Jazz: eww no
Techno: no
Country: ya
*Music Favorites*
Genre: pop
Artist: flo rida or kanye west
Song: right round
Song To Sing In The Shower: idk i dont sing at all
Album: idk
Instrument: guitar
Vocalist: flo rida
Guitarist: Joe Perry
Bassist: none
Drummer: none
*Love*
Are You In A Relationship: yes
Are You In Love: ya i guess so
Do You Have Any Kids: no! im only 12!
Has Anyone Broken Your Heart: ya
Have You Cheated On Anyone: no thats mean
Your Longest Relationship Was How Long: idk bout a year maybe
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight : yes
Would You Kiss On A First Date: no not now but maybe wen im older
Would You Ever Go Out With Anyone For Their Money: no
Would You Go Out With Someone You've Just Recently Met: ya
Have You Been Out On A Pity Date Before: no
*What You Look For*
Hair Color: dark brown
Eye Color: brown
Height: 'bout as tall as me
Personality Or Looks: both
Short Or Long Hair: short
Hot Or Cute: both
Style Of Clothing: good style
Tattoos: no
Piercings: sure my boyfriend now has an earring, hews not a freak or anything if thats what your thinking
*Friends*
Best Friend: Clare or Baylee
Longest Known: baylee idk
Short: Logan (she a girl)
Shy: Jessica
Weird: brianne or Kat lol
Smart: emily
Annoying: all of us idk lol
Loud: justine
Helpful: emily or clare
*Lasts*
Person You Said You Loved: Spencer
Person You Said You Hated: idk...
Person You Dated: Spencer
Thing You Ate: ice cream
Thing You Drank: juice
Person You Talked To: Clare
Person You Emailed: Missy
Song You Heard: boom boom pow
Thing You Watched On Television: sponge bob (my sister had it on that)
*Finish These Lines*
I Think: things! lol
I Miss: the good ol' days
I Want: an ipod touch for christmas
I Need: u
If Only: u were here
I Love: someone...
I Hate: my nails
I Remember: that!
I'm So: bored
I Can't Believe: its almost winter!
Tonight I'm Going To: sleep
*Random Questions*
What Are Your Strengths: idk lots of things
What Are Your Weaknesses: idk
Where Do You See Yourself In Ten Years: in college
Do You Swear: maybe...
Do You Drink Alcohol: no
Do You Smoke: no never going 2
Ever Been To Prison: no
Do You Regret Or Move On: both
First Thought Waking Up: y do i have 2 get up this early!
Do You Shower Daily: yes!
How Do You Want To Die: in my mans arms lol
If You Could Be Granted Three Wishes They Would Be: 1-more wishes 2-have tons of cash 3-have great friends 4 the rest of my life
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NCIS is my favorite show! I watch it all the time! I even have shows on my i-pod!


I ♥ MTV! I watch it all the time




I ♥ Crisiano Ronaldo! Hes my most fav soccer player! I adore him!







My schools mascot is the Blue Devil

My fav college sports team is the IOwa State Cyclones




[color=gold]A TRUE IOWAN

An Iowan was doing some shopping in downtown Des Moines. He looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man ready to jump...

"Stop," he yelled, "remember you're someone who has value!"

The man yelled back, "I just lost everything in the stock market!"

"But remember you're important to your wife," yelled the Iowan.

"She divorced me and took everything I had that was not in the stock market."

"Your children, remember your children," yelled the Iowan.

"They never call," said the man.

"Then your parents, remember your parents," yelled the Iowan.

"Dead as doornails," said the man.

"Then think of all the Cyclone football games you will miss," yelled the Iowan.

The man shouted, "But, I'm a Hawkeye Fan!"

The Iowan replied, "Jump, you dumb ass, JUMP!"


A kindergarten teacher explains to her class that she is an Iowa Hawkeye. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Hawkeyes too.
No one really knows what a Hawkeye is, but wanting to be like their teacher their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Hawkeye."

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"Why, I'm a proud Iowa State Cyclone," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Cyclone.

"Well, my mom and dad are Cyclones, so I'm a Cyclone too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

"Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Hawkeye."
if you live in Iowa then you would get these jokes if you dont

Okay. This is the #1 rule in Iowa and if you ever visit and can drive always remember this... It's called a 'gravel road.' No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your BMW. I have a four wheel drive because I need it. Drive it or get it out of the way.
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i am a young girl that is obsessed with twilight!!!You know you're obsessed with the Twilight Series when:
1. you download every song from Stephanie Meyers playlist and listen to them non-stop on
your iPod.
2. you dream about it every night.
3. you want to go to Forks for your spring break.
4. you squeal every time you see a silver Volvo, even if it's not your favorite car.
5. you cringe whenever you hear/see Edward's or Bella's name and it has nothing to do with
Stephenie Meyer.
6. you've ceased to believe that vampires actually have fangs or any weakness. And you
believe all vampires must be inherently hot.
7. you're counting down the minutes until Breaking Dawn comes out.
8. you quote lines from the books for use in your everyday speech.
9. you solidly believe your boyfriend is a vampire simply on the basis that he's hot.
10. you refer to your ideal boyfriend as an "Edward."
11. you pre-order your copy of Breaking Dawn at Barnes & Noble.
12. you name your characters after the Twilight characters.
13. you cry because your father used New Moon as a coaster for his drink
14. you count down the days till Edwards birthday 60 days before it starts. (June 20th)
15. a love song comes on and you immediately think of Edward and Bella.
16. you have bought both the audio books.
17. you have bought t-shirts from twilightteez.com.
18. you relate even the weirdest things to the book.
19. you carry the books with you.
20. you go to Forks.
21. you almost faint when you first saw the cover of Eclispe.
22. you think you can feel Edward beside you while you're reading(or just doing nothing at
all).
23. you talk to nothing but think you're talking to Edward.
24. you stay locked in your room until you've read it over a million times.
25. you start talking to it (the book).
26. you talk to your friends about it...even though they have no idea what you're talking
about!
27. you ask them how you know you love the Twilight series even though they STILL don't know
what you're talking about.
28. you sleep with the book cradled in your arms.
29. while talking to your friends, they mention something that reminds you of Twilight,
and you mutter a joke for Twilight-lovers with super hearing and start laughing your head off.
30. you are highly considering naming your future children the characters names.
31. in class, you relate every project to something in the book.
32. the name Edward becomes your new favorite guy name.
33. you didn't let anybody else touch your books.
34. you and your boyfriend call each other "Edward" and "Bella".
35. you sit on the roof of your house every night waiting for Edward to come.
36. you name random people at your school the characters' names.
37. you wish for them not to make a Twilight movie because it could never be as good as the
book but still want to see it.
38. you start failing in school because either your reading the Twilight Series. Or you are
thinking about Edward and his family.
39. you make a protective cover for your twilight to ensure that you never leave your copy
of Twilight when it goes with you to yours friend's house.
40. you create a debate in class over Edwards "perfection"
41. you and your friends try to guess the entire plot to Breaking Dawn.
42. you refer to it as "The Black and Red Bible"
43. you start imagining scenes from the books in your head before you go to bed.
44. you try to compare a lot of things to the book.
45. your cry at sad parts of the book... Even though you've read it 20 times.
If you agreed, laughed at, or even remotely understood at least 10 of these, you are
obsessed with the Twilight series. XD
im obsessed!!!


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I took a test called 'Which Twilight character are you?' and i got Alice Cullen. I also took a Twilight test called 'How well do you know Twilight and got 85% right (not bad!)(u can take the tests on dumbspot.com)



I have OTD(obsessive Twilight disorder) OCD(obsessive Cullen disorder) OED(obsessive Edward disorder) and OJD(obsessive Jacob disorder)

I ♥ the Twilight movie and the books. I have the Twilight movie and have watched it like 10x and I have read the book series 3x and read the 1st book 5x.


I vote team Jacob!




Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, calling me DUMB won't make you SMART, calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL, calling me POOR won't make you RICH, so why bother




COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU THINK BOYS SHOULD LIKE US FOR WHO WE ARE INSTEAD OF HOW WE LOOK.


IF U love me like a friend would........send me a message

if U like me....... flirt with me a little!

If U wanna date me....... be a man and ask

If U wanna marry me.... where's the ring?

If U think i'm cute...... I agree

If U wanna make out with me...... come a little closer...

If U care about me ....... prove it


97% OF U WONT POST THIS!!!! When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you! If you are one of the 3% who will stand up for him post this on your page.




I ♥ Giraffes! They r my favorite animals









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1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.






2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.





3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of people(Boys) (not in your family).





NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!






4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.





5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.





GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!





6. Finally, make a wish.





And now the key for the game.....





1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.





2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.





3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.





4. You care most about the person you put in 4





5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.





6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.





7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.





8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.





9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.





10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life



I want 2 be a large and small animal vet.


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These are bunny rabbits. The 1st one is named Bunny the 2nd is Rabbit and the 3rd is Runny Babbit. Put them on ur page so they can take over the world!!!
They may look sweet and innocent, but underneath the fluff and skin is an evil soul!! Mwa ha ha ha!!1 very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, ANNOING sister. lol





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My mom and dad are awesome. I live in the USA in Iowa. I have a whole bunch of cats, like, 20 some, cuz we have 10 acres so they can roam around and do whatever. I have some of those cats of my own, 2 calicos named Callie and Mia. 2 baby orange kittens named Cuddles and Star. 1 grey and white cat named Beckham. 1 all grey cat named Bandit and 1 black cat named Magellan(I nicknamed him Motor Boat cuz he purrs REALLY loud). 2 of our cats just had kittens! The moms names are Snickers and Mia(they r both calicos but as u no Mia is mine). Also 1 of our cats just died ,her name was Flurry she was Callies sister. I also have 1 Bassethound dog named Buddy. He's old but he is 12 years old like me! We have had him since he was just a puppy. Speaking of puppies, my family just got a new Retriever/Boarder Collie! We got her just a couple weeks ago. She is about 3 or 4 months old. I named her Lucy.
I also have 2 fish that r in my room. (i dont no wat kind of
fish they r) there is 1 girl and 1 boy and i named them Jack and Jill.


My cat Wilber looks almost exectaly like this cat all but a little skinnier





Iowa's flag. My home!


YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Iowan WHEN:

1. "Vacation" means going east or west on I-80 for the weekend... or going to Adventureland.(Adventureland is the only amusement park there is in Iowa but its fun 2)
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer - more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day... and back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. You see people wear bib overalls to funerals.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car... and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 5 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, road construction & img src='images/censuur3.png' border='0' alt='Filter: Language' HOT!
12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
13. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
14. Down South to you means Missouri.
15. East to you means Illinois.
16. A brat is something you eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
18. You go out to a tail gate party every Saturday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors because your fire works melted.
20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly."
22. You've never met any celebrities.
23. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
24. You've seen all the biggest bands... ten years after they were popular.
25. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
26. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
27. You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
28. You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
29. You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
30. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
31. You install security lights on your house and garage - and leave both unlocked.
32. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
33. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?"
34. All festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.
35. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, Mt. Dew, and Jell-O with marshmallows.
36. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" is.
37. You own only three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
38. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
39. You think img src='images/censuur3.png' border='0' alt='Filter: Language'y lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
40. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
41. You think deer season is a national holiday.
42. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Iowa friends.
You Might Be From A Small Town If...

You can name everyone you graduated with.

You know what 4-H is.

You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a
dirt road.

Your idea of a FUN weekend was riding around parking lots because that was where EVERYBODY went.

Your idea of an EXCITING weekend was watching a fight in the parking lot.

You swore at someone and your parents knew within the hour.

You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.

School gets canceled for city, county, or state events.

You were ever in the Homecoming parade.

You have ever gone home for Homecoming.

Everyone thought it was really cool to date someone from the
neighboring town.

You had senior skip day.

The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

You don't give directions by street names, but something more like,
"Turn right by Nelson's house, go two blocks east past Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field."

The country club golf course had only 9 holes. (Or there wasn't even one.)

You can't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.

You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich
people".

The people in the city dress funny, then your town picks up on the
trend a few years later.

You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.

Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the Feed Store.

You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town.

The football coach suggested that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.

Directions are given using "the" stoplight as a reference.

The city council meets at the coffee shop.

Your "letter jacket" was worn after your 19th birthday.

You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.

Your teachers call you by your older siblings' names.

Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.

The closest Taco Bell or Burger King is at least 30 miles away.
So is the closest shopping mall.

It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn
mower.

You laugh your butt off reading this because you know they're all
true.


I ♥ the Charlie the Unicorn videos on YouTube! they are so funny!


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THSE ARE ALL OF MY OTHER PETS!


Pets name: Flutter


Pets name: S'mores


Pets name: aquamarine


Pets name: Star


Pets name: Simba


Pets name: Callie


Pets name: Mr. Rat


Pets name: Eragon


Pets name: Misty

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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down im scaredGuy: No this is fun Girl: No its not please its to scary Guy: then tell me you love meGirl: I love you slow down Guy: Now give me a big hugShe gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile







I ♥ the Flintstones Southpark and the Simpsons!

Spell out ur N-A-M-E and see what it means.! :]
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the crud out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very happy
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times



This is my fav song

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Love Story lyrics:
By Taylor Swift

We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I'm standing there
On a balcony of summer air

See the lights,
See the party, the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
You say hello
Little did I know

That you were Romeo you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don't go, and I said:

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes

So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet cause we're dead if they know
So close your eyes
Escape this town for a little while

Cause you were Romeo I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But you were everything to me
And I was begging you please don't go and I said:

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes

Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it's real,
Don't be afraid
We'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story baby just say yes, oh,

I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town I said:

Romeo save me I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head, I don't know what to think
He knealt to the ground and pulled out a ring

And said:

Marry me Juliet you'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad you'll pick out a white dress
It's a love story baby just say yes

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Cause we were both young when I first saw you.


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I ♥ Taylor Swift i have all her music


Oh, and by the way...



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pink=preppy
red=hott
purple=cutie
green=img src='images/censuur3.png' border='0' alt='Filter: Language'y
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white=plain
black=goth
brown=dirty
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wat pants r u wearin
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skirt=pretty
jeans=plain

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drityblond=no this isnt the mall
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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I
have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special?).

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would
be how???....).

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's
"just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this
because???....)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you
to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this
one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity
and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle



WHICH ARE YOU?
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE TEST! GRAB A PIECE OF PAPER AND A PEN AND NUMBER IT 1 - 10!

HERE'S THE TEST!

1. Pick your favorite color out of the following:
Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Purple

2. Pick your favorite animal out of the following:
Cat
Dog
Fish
Snake
Parrot
Mouse

3. Pick your desired honeymoon spot:
Hawaii
New York
East Africa
Spain
Montana

4. Pick your favorite instrument:
Violin
Piano
Electric Guitar
Drums

5. Pick your favorite soft drink:
Dr. Pepper BRSprite
Coca Cola,
Pepsi,
Mountain Dew.

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7. Name A. Person Of The Same img src='images/censuur3.png' border='0' alt='Filter: Language'...

8. The Time Now.....

9. Your Age

10. You don't have to write it down, but make a WISH and then scroll down!
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1. Red - Adventurous
Orange - Fun
Yellow - Sweet
Green - Wacky
Blue - Romantic
Purple - Mysterious

2. Cat - Feminine
Dog - Loving
Fish - Boring
Snake - Boyish
Parrot - Annoying
Mouse - Brainy

3. Hawaii - Romantic
New York - Busy
East Africa - Curious
Spain - Mysterious
Montana - Country Girl/Boy

4. Violin - Intellectual
Piano - Popular
Electric Guitar - Wacky
Drum s - Wild

5. Dr. Pepper - Popular
Sprite - Wacky
Coca Cola - Wild
Pepsi - Fun
Mountain Dew - Athletic

6. That person will have a crush on you after you send this!

7. That person will become your enemy if you don't send this





I ♥ Super Mario!


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Spiderman is my most favorite superhero! I ♥ him!


I once knew a blonde that was so
dumb that.......
She called me to get my phone
number
she spent 20 minutes looking at the
orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her
mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
order.
she
sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish .
she thought a quarterback was a
refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long
she slept.
she asked for a price check at the
Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for
cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home,
she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took
the 22 bus twice
instead.
when she took you to the airport and
saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and
went home. all of he girls i hang out with!:

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CHOCOLATE is really a girls BEST FRIEND cause DIAMONDS taste kinda funny!


I ♥ Coke Its sooo good

coca coca went to town
pepsi cola pushed him down
dr pepper fixed him up
now were drinkin 7 up
7 up has the flu
now were drinkin mountain dew
mountain dew slid off the mountain
now were drinkin out of the fountain


15 ways to get kicked out of Wal*Mart

1-Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream, "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf.

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream, "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price.

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices".

5-When the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6-Start a fish stick fight.

7-Walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

8-(This requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"

9-Walk up to an employee and murmur "Code red in aisle 3" and see what they do.

10-Start to eat the bags of chips like you are starving and growl at people