Heyy it's Alyssa!!! I LOVE Justin Bieber. I love listening to music I would probably die without it(lol). I'm 13 in 8th grade and yeah that's pretty much it! please add me as a friend I'll accept everyone who invites me!

15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal*Mart


1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-run through the isles screaming im lost someone help me!!!!!!
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8...


You know you are in the 21st century when
1.you go to a party,sit down, and do anything
2.you have never played solitare with real cards
3.the reason for not staying in touch with friends it's because they don't have MSN
4.you would rather search the whole house all day for the remote control rather than pressing the button on the T.V.
6. your evening activity is to sit at the computer
7.while reading this you are nodding and smiling
8.you think of how stupid you were not to notice number 5 is missing
9.you actually strolled back up to see if there was a number 5
10.you are laughing at your stupidity
11.if you fell for this put it in your profile and see how many people belong in this year


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THINGS MONEY CANT DO!!!
Money cant buy you love,
Money cant buy you faith,
Money cant kiss you goodnight,
Money cant order pizza 4 u when ur hungry,
Money cant be your date to the prom,
Money cant be there for you when your scared,
MONEY CANT EVEN MOVE!!!
So why does everyone love it? I have one sister one half sister and two half brothers.Chazney-(clary), Sarrah, Merisa Spencer, Dakota, James, Raquell, Leslie, Chloe, and Sara.