help a shelter!

http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=3&ThirdPartyClicks=ARS_shelterchallenge_120_02
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I
have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special?).

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would
be how???....).

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's
"just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this
because???....)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you
to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this
one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity
and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)



*IN A Boy*

EYE COLOUR:::Blue
HAIR COLOUR:::blond/brown
SHORT OR LONG HAIR:::longer, but not pass the shoulders
STYLE::: skater or hockey
HOT OR CUTE::: hot, duh!



15 Ways To A Girl's Heart......

1)Hug her from behind.

2)Hold her hand when walking together.

3)When standing wrap your arm around her.

4)Cuddle her.

5)Don't force her to do anything!!!

6)Don't get mad when she doesn't do it!!!

7)Write little notes to her.

8)Compliment her.

9)When you hug her, hold her as long as possible.

10)Say "I love you"...... and mean it!

11)Pick her over your friends. No matter what. Even if they call you a punk.

12)Comfort her when she cries.

13)Remember important dates.

14)Let her know that you're thinking about her.

15)Love her with all your heart.

you will have bad luck for 4 weeks!

But if you re-post this, you will get kissed by your crush on friday!

you opene​d it!​!​!​!​ Good Luck!​ Tonig​ht at midni​ght your true love will reali​ze they love you.

Somet​hing good will happe​n to you at 1:​00-​4:​20 pm tomor​row,​ it could​ be anywh​ere

Get ready​ for the bigge​st shock​ of your​ life

If u break​ this chain​ u will be curse​d with relat​ionsh​ip probl​ems for the next 12 yrs. post this withi​n 13 minut​es


*Love*

Are You In A Relationship:no
Are You In Love:no
Has Anyone Broken Your Heart: yes
Have You Cheated On Anyone: no
Your Longest Relationship Was How Long:about 1 year
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight:yes
Would You Go Out With Someone You've Just Recently Met: totally the first smiley face


Mom,
I went to a birthday party but I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all, so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself, the way you said I would,
That I didn't choose to drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and your advice to me was right
As the party finally ended and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car, sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming, something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement, I can hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,while he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive that I would have to die.
So why do people do it, knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell my sister not to be afraid, tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven to put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him that its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me mom, as I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you and good-bye.
soooooo sad... true


------A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here. The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACKi, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism ....

SOOOO TRUE!!!!! funny in a way

I'm Katie and I live in the USA Spell out your Name and see what it means!
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh like crazy
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the crud out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: best kind of person that u can ever meet
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very bad dresser
V: very judgmental
W: very low minded
X: always lets people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by 30% everyone
Z: can be funny and amazing at times

K. really silly
A.Hot
I.loves to laugh and smile
T. very good kisser
L. smile to die for
Y.is loved by 30% everyone
N. can kick the crud out of u
and...


K. really silly
A.Hot
I.loves to laugh and smile
T. very good kisser
I.loves to laugh and smile
E: Has gorgeous eyes

R: best kind of person that u can ever meet
I.loves to laugh and smile
P: popular with all types of people
P: popular with all types of people
L: smile to die for
I.loves to laugh and smile
N. can kick the crud out of u
G: very outgoing
E: Has gorgeous eyes
R: best kind of person that u can ever meet


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Girl: I'm always here for you
Boy: I know ..=(
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like this girl so much ....
Girl: Talk to her
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me ....
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me....
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell...
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say
Girl: Tell her how much you like her
Boy: I tell her that daily
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does
Boy: How do you know..
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You
Girl: Yo u're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy : I just did
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


Lover - Fighter:Lover
Friends - Family: friends
Love - Money: Love lol
Hugs - Kisses: kisses
Metal - Rap: Metal
Fruits - Vegetables: Fruits
Romantic Movies - Action Movies: Romantic
Kick Back - Party Hard : PARTY
McDonald's - Wendy's:Wendys
Lights Off - Lights On: OFF
Night - Day: Day
Black - White: Black
Silver - Gold: Gold
Talking - Listening: Talking
Single - Taken: now, single boooo...
Sour - Sweet: Both
Cars - Trucks: Cars
Messy - Clean: Clean
Cold - Hot: HOT lol

I love the singers
Lady GaGa
Ke$ha
Miley Cyrus
Justin Bieber (HOT!)
Taylor Swift
Orianthi


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Music is my life

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hey I'm friendly and nice and um..
hey, talk 2 me! I can be funny. That is most of the time


CHOCOLATE is really a girls BEST FRIEND cause DIAMONDS taste kinda funny!


IF U love me like a friend would........send me a message

if U like me....... flirt with me!

If U wanna date me....... your awsome,email me!

If U wanna marry me....I am only 11... your wierd

If U think i'm cute......tell me! email me!

If U wanna make out with me......okayyyyyy whatever

If U care about me .......send a caring message

If U hate me ....... get away!








A Boyfriend's Guide:

When She Walks Away From You Mad = *Follow her*

When She Stares At Your Lips = *Kiss her*

When She Pushes You Or Hits You = *Grab Her And Don't Let Go*

When She Starts Cursing At You = *Kiss Her And Tell Her You Love Her*

When She Smiles At You = *Smile Back*

When She's Quiet = *Ask Her What's Wrong*

When She Ignores You = *Give Her Your Attention*

When She Pulls Away = *Pull Her Back*

When She Is Upset = *Be There For Her*

When You See Her At Her Worst = *Say She's Beautiful*

When You See Her Start Crying = *Wipe Her Tears Away And Tell Her Everything Is Gonna Be Alright*

When You See Her Walking = *Sneak Up And Hug Her Waist From Behind*

When She's Scared = *Protect Her*

When She Lays Her Head On Your Shoulder =*Tilt Her Head Up And Kiss Her*

When She Steals Your Favorite Shirt = *Let Her Keep It And Sleep With It For A Night*

When She Teases You = *Tease Her Back And Make Her Laugh*

When She Doesn't Answer For A Long Time = *Reassure Her That Everything Is Ok*

When She Looks At You With Dought = *Back Yourself Up With The TRUTH*

When She Says That She Likes You = *She Really Does More Than You Could Understand*

When She Grabs At Your Hands = *Hold Her's And Play With Her Fingers*

When She Bumps Into You = *Bump Into Her Back And Make Her Laugh*

Mommy
I am only 4 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don`t like him
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am crying!!

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Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, put this on your profile

sooo sad.................








yea. im the oldest of 4. stinks. I don't look ANYTHING like my sis


97% OF U WONT POST THIS!!!! When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you! If you are one of the 3% who will stand up for him post this on your page

I count my dog as my sis! She is the one in the pic with me.






1. Pick your favorite color out of the following:
Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Purple

2. Pick your favorite animal out of the following:
Cat
Dog
Fish
Snake
Parrot
Mouse

3. Pick your desired honeymoon spot:
Hawaii
New York
East Africa
Spain
Montana

4. Pick your favorite instrument:
Violin
Piano
Electric Guitar
Drums

5. Pick your favorite soft drink:
Dr. Pepper BRSprite
Coca Cola,
Pepsi,
Mountain Dew.
my answers: blue, dog, NY, Drums-I play them all, Dr. Pepper
CW? SM? 8:36

6. Name A. Person Of The Opposite ...

7. Name A. Person Of The Same ...

8. The time it is right now...

9. You don't have to write it down, but make a WISH and then scroll down!
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HERE ARE THE ANSWERS!

1. Red - Adventurous
Orange - Fun
Yellow - Sweet
Green - Wacky
Blue - Romantic
Purple - Mysterious

2. Cat - Feminine
Dog - Loving
Fish - Boring
Snake - Boyish
Parrot - Annoying
Mouse - Brainy

3. Hawaii - Romantic
New York - Busy
East Africa - Curious
Spain - Mysterious
Montana - Country Girl/Boy

4. Violin - Intellectual
Piano - Popular
Electric Guitar - Wacky
Drums - Wild

5. Dr. Pepper - Popular
Sprite - Wacky
Coca Cola - Wild
Pepsi - Fun
Mountain Dew - Athletic

6. That person will have a crush on you after you re-post this

7. you will remember this person for the resr of your life

8.Your wish will come true by next week at this time.

|........|
|........| Put this on your
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Blondes Are Nice, Redheads Are Smart, But It Takes A Brunnete To Steal A Guys Heart ! ♥ yah, brunnetes!










Savannah, Abby, Megan?
I love dogs, even ask smoneym9. I'm obsessed. totally. no doubt. I own one, I will get a pic soon
THIS WILL TOTALLY HELP, BOYS.
WHEN A GIRL....
When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand
When she wants a hug she will just stand there
When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later
When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS! KISS HER IN THE RAIN


98% of people say "I Love You" and don't mean it. If you're part of the 2% that does, paste this in your profile
yah, I mean it!


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cute dog!!!!